PRIME MINISTER
The Prime Minister was asked-
Edward Miliband (Doncaster North) (Lab): Following the Justice Secretary's comments earlier today: Do you like rapists?
The Prime Minister (Mr David Cameron): I have not heard the comments. However, I do not like rapists. I think they are nasty, evil, stinkers.
Edward Miliband: Do you think rape is bad?
The Prime Minister: I think rape is bad, very bad, I dislike rape a lot.
Edward Miliband: I think you should sack the Justice Secretary for liking rapists.
The Prime Minister: Rape is a heinous crime which I dislike a lot. We all agree rape is bad, don't we?
Dr Julian Lewis (New Forest East) (Con): I love submarine-launched nuclear weapons systems: do you?
The Prime Minister: I support Trident, unlike the awful Old Labour people opposite. They reek of socialism, they are awful dinosaurs. I wouldn't spit on the opposition if they were burning in a nuclear fire.
Corius Spit (Luton South) (Lab): Trident is never going to be used, can never be used and has never been used. It's a legacy of the cold war which ended 20 years ago. It's a God-awful waste of money! I don't support Trident: why do you?
The Prime Minister: I think nuclear weapons are great, if we get killed we can still kill the other lot thus assuring our mutual destruction. In fact I only wish I could use them on our own people, I'd nuke East London, the North and Scotland.
Conservative Benches : More! More!
Barry Levinson (East Wicke) (Lab): Your new best friend, Mark Britnell, hates the NHS, why is he your adviser?
The Prime Minister: I don't know this person and have never met him. I believe he was an adviser to the last government! Ha! Ha!
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